Guys with tiny knobs – buy this guitar

Yep. And I  don’t mean volume or tone knobs.

If ever there was a name for a brand (now transplanted on to a guitar) that must have been dreamed up by a guy who couldn’t get dates due to his fixation on his penis size, it’s this one – Megadestroyer. So now “Sparrow-cock” guitars are building one for the guitarist who also rides the Ninja Dominator motorbike. Limpdicks with tiny maggots can apply here.

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